"Innovative” is perhaps the kindest way of describing these totally lame, totally laughable horror villains. Welcome to a world of evil bongs and killer laundry presses! Oh, and if you haven't seen it: 'Gingerdead Man' stars Gary Bucey as a killer cookie, based off a manuscript by John Grisham. No, we're not joking.
A delicious mysterious goo that oozes from the Earth is marketed as the newest dessert sensation. But the tasty treat rots more than teeth when zombie-like snackers who only want to consume more of the strange substance at any cost begin infesting the world.