'Movies Like 9 Songs':
All-Stars of Unsimulated Sex
Why watch porn online for free when you can pay $2.99 on Amazon, sharpen your rationalization skills, and become a bit more of a pretentious wanker? No, no, we get it, you're watching to 'interrogate the entertainment/porn binary' and 'explore the constructed boundaries of auteurism'. Well, get on with it, with these better known unsimulated sex movies.